“This is parkour. Internet sensation of 2004. And it was in one of the Bond films. It’s pretty impressive. The goal is to get from point A to point B as creatively as possible so technically they are doing parkour, as long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital.”
Tell that to my Gino. And to Graham!
(Though this is an accurate depiction of my personal parkour skills…)
Never gets old…
I do parkour…I’m still shy and awkward and don’t know what to do with my hands and oh God she’s looking at me fuck how do I use words again?!?!?
The gif of Dylan’s near-death bail is getting popular on the Tumbls, so here’s one of him being awesome instead! (Be more positive, it’s good for you!)
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
Thou keepest me warm in coldest night
And slippeth over shoes with nary a fight.
Thou keepest me cool in warmest days.
And thy color, of beautiful-est grays.
O Sweatpants, thou art perfect in mine sight
I love thee freely, thou feelest so right
I love thee purely, whilst I trace
I love thee with passion put to use
If I could but wear thee all of my days,
Other pants, never shall I choose.
Thine pockets, their cottony depth,
May hold my heart, never to lose.
O Sweatpants, what rhymes with ‘depth?’
The Temecula guys just put out this amazing thing. It’s pretty universally accurate. Ladies, this is what you should know if you plan to date a parkour dude.
This is also why we’re mostly single….
One of the Aussie guys started a parkour webcomic a while back (I was going to do that, dangit!), and it’s pretty spot-on.
Probably totally inaccessible to anybody who’s not into the parkour culture, but I think it’s perfect: http://parkour.au.com/