My latest travel video project, covering all of 2012. It features largely parkour, but the second half is simply a celebration of life and love and joy.
“This is parkour. Internet sensation of 2004. And it was in one of the Bond films. It’s pretty impressive. The goal is to get from point A to point B as creatively as possible so technically they are doing parkour, as long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital.”
Tell that to my Gino. And to Graham!
(Though this is an accurate depiction of my personal parkour skills…)
Never gets old…
NOT TRUE.
I do parkour…I’m still shy and awkward and don’t know what to do with my hands and oh God she’s looking at me fuck how do I use words again?!?!?
Every time.
The gif of Dylan’s near-death bail is getting popular on the Tumbls, so here’s one of him being awesome instead! (Be more positive, it’s good for you!)
video: http://youtu.be/HoKBfx1Imek
Ode to Sweatpants
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
Thou keepest me warm in coldest night
And slippeth over shoes with nary a fight.
Thou keepest me cool in warmest days.
And thy color, of beautiful-est grays.
O Sweatpants, thou art perfect in mine sight
I love thee freely, thou feelest so right
I love thee purely, whilst I trace
I love thee with passion put to use
If I could but wear thee all of my days,
Other pants, never shall I choose.
Thine pockets, their cottony depth,
May hold my heart, never to lose.
O Sweatpants, what rhymes with ‘depth?’
The Temecula guys just put out this amazing thing. It’s pretty universally accurate. Ladies, this is what you should know if you plan to date a parkour dude.
This is also why we’re mostly single….
One of the Aussie guys started a parkour webcomic a while back (I was going to do that, dangit!), and it’s pretty spot-on.
Probably totally inaccessible to anybody who’s not into the parkour culture, but I think it’s perfect: http://parkour.au.com/
Hooooooooly nutbunnies on a stick, these guys are steppin it up! Unsane.
